by Kismet » 28 May 2018, 14:10
Siegfried pulled a catnip mouse on a string from his trouser pocket, removed three bags of treats from his jacket, selected the ones for cats, and called out 'Here, puss, puss. Come to daddy.'
'Major Bigglesworth' said Von Stalhein coldly, 'there are times when I seriously wonder if you were created by the devil just to annoy me.'