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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 29 May 2018, 22:49

Bertie reassured his horse, but shaken, decided to return to the yard where the first thing he saw was his hounds attacking Marmaduke.
'Major Bigglesworth' said Von Stalhein coldly, 'there are times when I seriously wonder if you were created by the devil just to annoy me.'
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 29 May 2018, 23:15

He called them off, sharply. Marmaduke shot off behind the stables, as Jack suddenly let go of his tail. It hurt.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 29 May 2018, 23:25

The vet was summoned once more. Marmaduke was removed from the stream he was sitting in, and his tail examined.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 29 May 2018, 23:28

"There's nothing much wrong," the vet declared, "more of a scratch than a bite. But I'll give him a shot, just to be on the safe side. Have your dogs ever attacked a cat before?"
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 29 May 2018, 23:29

'No,' Bertie said indignantly. 'They know better than that.'
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 29 May 2018, 23:34

"There's a lot of unusual behaviour going on." The vet looked at Bertie. "You don't look like your normal self. There's grass stains on your kit. Took a toss, did you?" As he was speaking, the vet was preparing the injection for Marmaduke, who had absolutely no idea what was in store for him, never having been to a vet before.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 29 May 2018, 23:51

Marmaduke objected strenuously to another claw being stuck into him. Bertie acquired some bloodstains on top of his grass stains.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 29 May 2018, 23:56

The dogs considered being in the Masters bad books a price worth paying. Marmaduke was at heart, a coward, and had let something slip during the interrogation.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 30 May 2018, 00:00

Bertie, bemused by the way his animals were behaving, wasn't sure whether to stay with them, possibly making their behaviour worse, or to leave them to calm down. He consulted with the vet.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 30 May 2018, 00:04

"You're not thhinking of leaving Chedcombe now?" He sounded horrified at the thought.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 30 May 2018, 00:08

'If I'm making things worse here, Catriona, I am. All the jolly beasts are possessed!'

The dogs, too were horrified. All their hard work interrogating Marmaduke might be for nought.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby StoneRoad » 30 May 2018, 20:49

Meanwhile, Biggles was back in Mount St, having purchased the same brand of cat treats that Siegfried had used. He took advantage of some sunshine to walk in the Gardens, he sat on a bench and waited, the new catnip mouse dangling and treats at the ready.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 30 May 2018, 20:55

At the last minute, mindful of some social media videos, he took a shoe box with him.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 31 May 2018, 13:33

He thought he saw his cat peeping out from the bushes. He wiggled the catnip mouse gently.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 31 May 2018, 13:43

'Have you lost your cat again, mate?' a man said, behind Biggles. 'You need to put it on a lead.'
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 31 May 2018, 13:59

Biggles had never even contemplated putting a cat on a lead, but he gave the idea some thought before dismissing it. He could imagine what the cat in question would say or do.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 31 May 2018, 14:20

Biggles tried to twitch the catnip mouse enticingly, in the way prey might move. He became aware that the cat was sat in the box, watching him quizzically.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby StoneRoad » 02 Jun 2018, 09:44

"OK, hoomun, why are you here ?" asked a voice from behind him.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 02 Jun 2018, 10:14

Biggles spun round to see another cat. This one, surprisingly, was a siamese cat, not one which would normally be allowed to run about the streets. He noticed it had a collar.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 02 Jun 2018, 11:16

Biggles twitched his mouse with one hand whilst he rummaged for a cat treat with the other. The Siamese regarded him disdainfully then delicately accepted the offering. Chatty cat batted the catnip mouse.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby StoneRoad » 02 Jun 2018, 13:18

"I understand that one of you might have a message for me" Biggles suggested.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 02 Jun 2018, 13:21

Both cats looked at each other, as though communicating. Finally, the black and white cat looked at the Siamese cat and said, in human language, "He's been talking to somebody. A stool pigeon?".
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby StoneRoad » 02 Jun 2018, 13:36

The Siamese replied "We may have a security leak"
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 02 Jun 2018, 13:47

'Why don't you tell me all about it,' Biggles suggested cunningly, holding out another cat treat.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Fairblue » 02 Jun 2018, 13:50

The black and white cat looked at Biggles, then at the Siamese cat, then back at Biggles. “A good general doesn’t tell the enemy anything,” it sniffed. “Our mission hasn’t yet been accomplished.
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 02 Jun 2018, 13:54

'I'm not the enemy,' Biggles pointed out, 'but I could be an ally.'
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Postby Fairblue » 02 Jun 2018, 13:59

“An ally? You are a friend of the human with the glass in his face. You cannot be an ally of ours..”
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 02 Jun 2018, 14:11

'What is your problem with my friend?' Biggles asked. 'We don't know why you are so upset with him.'
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby StoneRoad » 02 Jun 2018, 14:46

I could say "That's for me to know and you to work out" said the chatty cat.
The Siamese interjected "But would you like a clue, or two, since you haven't worked it out yet ?"
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Re: The Chatty Cat.

Postby Kismet » 02 Jun 2018, 14:48

'Yes,' Biggles said. 'A chap should know what he's being punished for.'
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